Ever since the first ultrasound we had when I was pregnant with our oldest son, the Mouse, my husband and I have been hearing euphemisms about boys. It seems like even from that very first glimpse at … [Read more...]
Fuzzy ceiling bugs.
March 28, 2013 By 4 Comments
Last week while I was at Blissdom, the husband was hard at work at home. Putting together bunk beds. *pause for dramatic effect* BUNK BEDS, you guys. As in, both boys, in the same room, trying … [Read more...]
The mythical creature that is ‘mom’
February 8, 2013 By 9 Comments
I've been bad about keeping up with my blog reading this week - so now it's Friday night, and while my kids are running around the living room destroying everything in site ... I'm blogging. Because, … [Read more...]
What do you do when the kids aren’t home?
February 4, 2013 By 6 Comments
I've mentioned it once or twice before but I really do have amazing in-laws {and I'm not just saying that because I know they read this blog - hi guys!}. The husband and I both comment all the time … [Read more...]
Top 10 ‘Mom Confessions’
February 1, 2013 By 4 Comments
We all have them. Don't lie. Below, I'm sharing with you my Top Ten 'Mommy Confessions' - things I've done {or said} once, or a million times, to make my life just a teensy bit easier as a mom. … [Read more...]
Top ten things my children say that seriously piss me off.
January 19, 2013 By 12 Comments
As weekends progress, I am constantly reminded of why I work out of the home full-time. And maybe it's not just the phrase itself that piss me off, but the fact that each one gets said … [Read more...]
Parental Alarm Clock
December 8, 2012 By 3 Comments
On weekend mornings, my alarm clock usually goes off around 630am. I usually try and activate the 'snooze' feature several times, and then finally roll out of bed around 7 ... but that doesn't always … [Read more...]
Stalking is bad – and other parental lessons.
December 2, 2012 By 16 Comments
It's that time again. That time of year when all of my social media feeds light up with one certain little hellion clad in red. Flour snow angels, fishing for goldfish in the toilet, canoodling with … [Read more...]
The monthly ‘watch’.
November 21, 2012 By 20 Comments
Just so we're all on the same page, this is going to a post about periods. And birth control. And lot's of 'TMI' moments are going to be discussed. Thus, if you are squeamish {or my dad}, please click … [Read more...]
The momnesia is strong with me.
November 14, 2012 By 9 Comments
The other night, the husband and I stood in the kitchen and watched the Froggy throw an epic temper tantrum because we weren't going to give him his third packet of fruit snacks within an hour. "I … [Read more...]
The F*%#&!g Fours.
October 23, 2012 By 14 Comments
It's NOT the 'terrible twos' {although I'm just on the cusp of dealing with one of those as well ...}, it's the fucking fours. Excuse my French. But let's just get this out in the open ... … [Read more...]
A follow up on school behavior.
October 4, 2012 By 5 Comments
Putting a four year old into a real-life elementary school situation has been interesting, to say the least. Last week I wrote a post about the Mouse lying for the first time to me, and how I think us … [Read more...]
Mommy Envy
September 27, 2012 By 13 Comments
Every so often I feel the need to write this post ... I have no idea why, except that I feel the need to reiterate this to myself, as well as the rest of the 'mommy world' out there. I feel like we … [Read more...]
SORRY MOM.
July 25, 2012 By 3 Comments
Dear Mom - I wanted to take this opportunity to write down a couple of apologies that are long over due. Please note that all of the following are things that I am now experiencing with your … [Read more...]
