BoyMom Moment #71

I was really worried that I was running out of BoyMom Moments ... and then this happened. Would it really be too much ask for Mr. Bale to apologize? I mean, he wouldn't even have to get dressed. I'm … [Read more...]

BoyMom Moment #29

Obviously, this has happened more than once. You'd think at this point I would make a point to wipe the seat off before I sit down. I really and truly feel like I should just get my very own bathroom. … [Read more...]

The ‘Boys will be boys’ syndrome.

Ever since the first ultrasound we had when I was pregnant with our oldest son, the Mouse, my husband and I have been hearing euphemisms about boys. It seems like even from that very first glimpse at … [Read more...]

BoyMom Moment #43

Yeah. That smear? It keeps appearing. And there's only one kid in my house who's NOT in diapers. ::sideeye:: … [Read more...]

BoyMom Moment #94

I asked him to sit down at the dinner table. So what does he do? He picks up my jacket {which was on his chair}, looks at it, and then proceeds to wipe the snot off his face, and then place it in my … [Read more...]

BoyMom Moment #68

This BoyMom Moment brought to you by a friend of mine and her two boys. For days, she smelled an awful stench coming from their room, but couldn't figure out what it was. She cleaned, and cleaned, and … [Read more...]

The BoyMom Oath

1. I promise that I will attempt to instill a love of ALL things in them, and not just things that involve dump trucks, action figures, and video games. 2. I promise that I will teach them to hold … [Read more...]

I’m still disgruntled about boys clothing.

I've had a couple of people recently ask me about the boys clothing rant I posted YEARS ago. It still continues to get a pretty regular traffic flow ... so I know I can't be the only mom out there … [Read more...]

BoyMom Moment #48

The scary thing is ... comments like this at the dinner table don't even phase me now. I can't imagine what I'll be used to once they're 12 years old. … [Read more...]

BoyMom Moment #24

One day, I'm going to hand this kid the Lysol wipes and tell him that HE is now in charge of cleaning up after his own aiming issues. Then we'll talk about who has 'gross' peeing issues. … [Read more...]

BoyMom Moment #78

We can definitely blame the husband for this sweet surprise that I received. On a funny note? The Mouse told the husband that his favorite part about the cup he's holding were, 'the owl's eyes'. I … [Read more...]

BoyMom Moment #51

No really ... at that moment, he could have asked to eat cookies for his next 47 meals and a pet zebra, and I would have been completely on board with both. This Boymom thing is so awesome. … [Read more...]

BoyMom Moment # 59

Sometimes, Scotch Tape is the better choice, kid. … [Read more...]

BoyMom Moment #92

Yep. This moment, brought to you by my best friend Nicole, who has two boys of her own - with another kiddo in the oven. She finds out next week whether or not #3 will either force her to make the … [Read more...]

BoyMom Moment # 26

Sticks are free, and abundant in our backyard. WIN. … [Read more...]